Today-
In the car
Kid #1 -ouch!!! Maxie is scratching me and pinching me really bad
Kid #2- just punch him!
Kid #1- I want to, but I canβt!!! (Desperate voice) I wish he wasnβt a baaaby!!! πππ
#NoBabiesWereHurtInThisCar #BigSistersHowever…
Before the mall
-please try to behave, be nice to each other and listen to mama
Kid #1- I will mama
Kid #2- I will too mama
Kid#3- I will three mama
Satisfied mama!
Kid #3- eh mama can I change my answer
Mama-? What do you mean?
Kid #3- I thought about what you said and all of that will be really hard for me, so I canβt make any promises, but I guess I could try! …
At Tiffanyβs (putting my Mother’s Day gift charm on my bracelet)
Guard-wow mam (π) you have the most well behaved kids Iβve ever seen!!!
What he didnβt know was-I βthreatenedβ them that the police would come and take them if them didnβt behave π³(meaning stand completely still and completely quiet, never leaving my side! My oldest even asked if he was allowed to breathe and blink πππ)
At bath time;
Sister to lil brother
-yes girls have two butts, a back butt and a front butt π³
But boys only have a back butt and a front bun π€£π€£π€£π π³π³π³