In the car
Kid #1 -ouch!!! Maxie is scratching me and pinching me really bad
Kid #2- just punch him!
Kid #1- I want to, but I can’t!!! (Desperate voice) I wish he wasn’t a baaaby!!! 😂😂😂
Before the mall
-please try to behave, be nice to each other and listen to mama
Kid #1- I will mama
Kid #2- I will too mama
Kid#3- I will three mama
Kid #3- eh mama can I change my answer
Mama-? What do you mean?
Kid #3- I thought about what you said and all of that will be really hard for me, so I can’t make any promises, but I guess I could try! …
At Tiffany’s (putting my Mother’s Day gift charm on my bracelet)
Guard-wow mam (🙄) you have the most well behaved kids I’ve ever seen!!!
What he didn’t know was-I “threatened” them that the police would come and take them if them didn’t behave 😳(meaning stand completely still and completely quiet, never leaving my side! My oldest even asked if he was allowed to breathe and blink 😂🙄😂)
At bath time;
Sister to lil brother
-yes girls have two butts, a back butt and a front butt 😳
But boys only have a back butt and a front bun 🤣🤣🤣😅😳😳😳